2024-12-06 - Bam Bam. Hottie Jam?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: yo

[TXT to Wash Ari Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Callie: Hey. How you doin?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: i am. u?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: i also am

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: fite

[TXT to Wash Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Callie: You are yourself. That's fantastic. What are you up to?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: ceiling. not quite kite yet. its early.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: that was a general statement on my continued existence, not cheek, i swear!

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: i am, u b. that's how it goes. you gotta answer first if you wanna am. otherwise. b.

[TXT to Wash Reggie Neve Lora Ari Bam] Callie: I find myself always wondering why I always want to slap my brothers.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: why do u wonder?

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: cuz she forgets about me.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: i am now forgettable.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: sad, sad state of affairs.

[TXT to Wash Reggie Ari Bam Neve Lora] Callie: Listen. I didn't forget you. I want to slap all four of you. Well no, three. I love Reggie.

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: Correct.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: favoritism.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: the worst kind of ism.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: wait, what'd i do??? [sadface emoji]

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: you're not reggie, apparently.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: 🙁

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: we can't all be perfect

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: -_-

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: I am not perfect. I'm literally the least perfect out of all of us.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: that's impossible. i am perfect and you're as close to me as you can get.

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: Looks don't count.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: so you're at least more perfect than ari or bam

[TXT to Wash Ari Neve Lora Bam Reggie] Callie: So Bam -- what are you up to? Tell us what has been going on?

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: uh oh, interrogator callie is comin out

[TXT to Wash Ari Neve Lora Bam Reggie] Callie: Dunno why we included Lora in this, she's not going to respond.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: it's a group chat, she in here by default. besides, this way she can't say we don't tell her nothing

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: LORA WE LOVE YOU

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: I love all of you idiots.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: don't make me come over there. i have a rubberband gun i made earlier.

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: Oh, by the way, I met this magician. Her name is Diana. She's going to teach me how to do magic and I am going to fail spectacularly. She's also on the hunt for the rest of my family. Good luck.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: i met a hottie twitch streamer youtubefluencer who wants to interview all of us

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: so yeah, same?

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: Interview us? We're literally the crew. Nobody ever wants to know about the crew.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: i met a guy who can play smells like teen spirit on a lute

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: it is for me to say, not for me to ask why

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: i've met literally nobody. it's glorious.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: but please bring the hot ones by. you know. proof or it didn't happen and all.

[TXT to Bam Wash Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Callie: I'm rolling my eyes so hard right now they might fall out.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Lora Bam] Neve: please don't slap me

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: I'm too busy for interviews. Wash, just do it twice. You know how to be me.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: lazy ass

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: if she's that hot, send her my way, i'll do both of you.

[TXT to Wash Callie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Reggie: Busy is the opposite of lazy. For the record.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: i don't think i could handle being interviewed, that sounds like a lot

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: its not that bad. just make shit up that sounds good.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: i love that you think i am capable of that

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: Why you all blowing up my phone

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: you say that like we don't do it every day

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: Why you all blowing up my phone this time

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: i have no fucking clue. who started this? what do you want?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: I ain't scrolling up to find out whose fault it is so its gotta be Ari's

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: next person to see bam has to give him a wet willy

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: No way I sticking my finger in his ear. I said I wasn't cutting off appendages for any of you and I stick my finger in his ear means I gotta go cut it off afterwards. I have boundaries

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: sounds good, wash. send me your twitchyfluencer and you got a deal.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: i scrolled up, it was Bam

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: just clearing my name

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: what is a b o u n d a r i e s???

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: what?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: i didn't start anything.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: cep the fiyah

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: AYOOOOOOOOOOO

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: no no, we didn't. did not.

[TXT to Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam Wash] Callie: Lordt.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: LEONARD BERNSTEIN.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: I will murder all of you. Except Wash. I need him to help me bury y'alls bodies and Reggie won't lift heavy things for me anymore after that one incident in Vegas

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: so what are you busy doing? everyone else said it.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: I was reading my lady fiction

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: do the dudes have fur in this one too?

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: is it the sigmaverse?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: how many bodices got ripped?

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: does he have a fortune and is he or is he not in want of a wife?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: Got dragons in it

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: please tell me the women are not fucking the dragons, or vice versa.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: you mean omegaverse

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: does it got dragons in it or does it got DRAAAAAAAAAGONS in it?

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: and i hate that i know to correct that

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: ari, you fell into the trap.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: what the hell, ari.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: gdi

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: how the hell did you fall for that, my dude

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: that is embarrassing

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: how do i leave this group chat

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: Hey hey hey leave my Ari alone

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: bait. when you see the bait, you walk around it.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: no, generalized

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: you don't master it

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: lollllllll

[TXT to Reggie Ari Neve Lora Wash Bam] Callie: i'm gonna go get some pizza. fuck all of this.

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: we love you calliiiiiiiiiiie

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Bam] Lora: Shit we having pizza? Brt

[TXT to Wash Lora Bam Ari Neve Reggie] Callie: ya'll are tailor made to drive me to drink

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: i'm sorry

[TXT to Wash Reggie Neve Lora Bam Ari] Callie: there will be pizza at our common room, you guys can come over, but if you eat all of my pizza, I'll kill.

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Neve Lora Bam] Ari: omw!

[TXT to Wash Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora] Bam: iopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: he's having a stroke

[TXT to Reggie Wash Ari Neve Lora Bam] Callie: do something about it

[TXT to Callie Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam] Wash: nah i'm good

[TXT to Reggie Ari Neve Lora Bam Wash] Callie: I can feel the love.