2025-02-12 - See You Later Boi

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I found bar mix in my pockets and I thought of you. Which is weird since I definitely washed those jeans so...

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Thinking I put more in there on a bout of narcolepsy or something??

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: that's hot was it stale af?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: anything goes rly it's good shit you know always save some for later

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Sure was!

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: But I'll save some for you. How you been?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: oh you know same old wrk wrk wrk sleep wrk disastrous sexual encounter wrk wrk wrk

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: you?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Pretty much all that except for disastrous sexual encounter. Or...yeah no the opposite of that actually. But you tell me about yours first

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: If you want, I guess. Maybe I should be more polite

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: jelly

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: i mean... ok so what had happened was

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I demand you share your gossip with me, please. There. I was polite

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: demanded so now i have to obvs!

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: i ran into a cute boy i know at the laundry and we flirty flirt as you do feelin cute lookin cute

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Oh yeah flirty flirt sure

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: was feelin a little weird, cute boy gropes didn't feel like cute boy gropes usually feel and i was like am i havin a stroke or what

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: like i could barely feel any physical sensation on the night i invited a cute boy back to mine for hot girl shit

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Feeling a little weird like...oh shit. Physically?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Okay but WAS it a stroke??

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: yeah like when you get stuffed up and you can barely hear stuff, only in my whole body and it was not a stroke but we tried for twenty minutes before i was so freaked out i had to blow

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: the location not the boy

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: For a second there I was like, yep the penance BJ...been there

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Was cute boy super freaked out thinking you hated him?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: may still have to hail mary that later i sent him flowers tho

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: he walked me to the clinic tho v cute and i thought ok if it's not a stroke mayb its this weird pink bunny

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: like the live kinds people finding not a toy

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Ohhhh shit, like bunny flu or something?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: yeah i thought magic it was magic critter cooties

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Girl what are you doing with those pink bunnies?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Getting magic critter cooties...

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: just carryin it around in my shirt letting it capri sun my water bra full of boba tea

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Ah right yeah see.

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: i found it on ebay seemed like a good idea at the time

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I mean, kinda in love with that idea now that I'm hearing it

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Anyway was it magic or what

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: rite it totally worked. those little fuckers sing way less if you power load them with sugar

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I haven't run into one yet but I saw the forums popping off.

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: the PA at the clinic was like no this is not a stroke nor magic cooties and i thought he said it was genital insensitivity and almost for real had a stroke but then he gave me a website link to CIP CONgenital insensitivity to pain but maybe island magic induced. like the freakin islands whammied me.

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Wait but was it just like specific to that area or like all of you?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: And why now if that's never happened before?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: no like all of me, but my blood pressure was real high while he was saying medical shit

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: i mean i started feeling a little off the other day, but it came on over time and worst timing ever

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I'm gonna go on a limb here as someone who floated straight through the roof at Nora's....sounds like some fucked up magic

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: What would you even call it? The No Fun magic??

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: shit you did your impression of a human balloon? like that scene from that one movie with the inflated auntie?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: the rome ain't getting any ass unless she becomes a boat heaux curse ... does not roll off the tongue

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Yeah minus the inflating thank fuck

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: God I'm sorry, that sucks. Did he accept the flowers?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: that's good because tailored looks good on you

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: anyway it might get better but nobody's sure and so now i can't feel anything and gotta be careful i don't break something and not feel it then bleed internally or whatever

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: oh i don't know yet no reply

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Aw thank you

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: shit i mighta forgot to sign the card

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Okay so like no skateboarding for you

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: ughhhh sk8 life

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: You don't have his #? I hear dudes like sexy "I'm sry" pics

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: we're friends or like acquaintances who want to hook up once and it got weird

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: it'll be fine i'll just give it a week and pretend nothing happened and it'll... be fine

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Aw well shit. Here's hoping a redo is in your future

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: You deserve to feel nice things like that

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: aw ty bestie

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Well now I don't wanna tell you my thing

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: ok gimme your goss because i need vicarious thrills

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I dunno

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: yeah tell meeeee

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: So like...

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: i just bared my ass your turn metaphorically speaking or whatever

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Fuck this is mildly embarrassing. Remember when I was like ha ha I don't wanna date

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: yeah you were like everybody wants to go steady no free range gropes

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Exactly! So. I have a boyfriend now?

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: did you get wifed up?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Yeah I blinked and it happened

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: oh man ain't that how it goes sometimes

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: that's how i ended up with short hair

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: so you like it?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I do. Your short hair looks fucking great

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Oh you mean HIM

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Yes. He's fucking delightful...

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: aw thanks it did work out didn't it

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: but yeah i meant the bf

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: pics?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: And like...I dunno, you ever just get hit by a metaphorical semi truck and wake up with someone in the morning and go oh fuck this is it isn't it?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: [Blurry pic of Jett who doesn't deserve to get dragged like this]

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: i mean this one time i picked up an italian stripper but i think it was the tingly body oil talking

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I'm shit at taking pics tbh

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Yeah okay will no tingly body oil

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: looks cute anyway not sure i could pick him out of a lineup but s'all good

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: you're happy i'm happy and congrats rip the single life

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Well okay so like with all the weird magic shit he looks like a little goth zombie boy with gray skin and literal feathers in his hair and the way I want to tackle him on the street isn't even funny send help

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Yeah I know, I was planning on being single with you forever, forgive me

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: ride that obsession train while it lasts man, the first days are the best ones

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: He likes skateboarding, when you're not on Do Not Break Watch, you should both do...ollies...or...things like that (wtf do I know about skating)

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: oooh a sk8er boy i get it now

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: when you're over the whole honeymoon phase can't keep your hands off each other thing, we should do food or an outing or something

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Yes. Please. I've never...done fun stuff like that with people before so it's a nice weird new thing and I'd like to be nice weird and new with people I trust

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I'd say bring the cute guy but also maybe let him get his flowers first

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: omg i freaked out in front of my roomies but they gave me cheesecake and sangria

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: yeah it's not a thing, but he's a good person, so i hope it didn't do ego damage cos totally not his fault

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Okay then bring a roomie cause I want cheesecake and sangria

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: austin and herb, keep an eye out

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: i maybe stress ate the cheesecake but they can be bribed slash asked sweet to make more

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Great. I'll pack extra bar mix for them

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Until then, I'm down to fuck up Lucky's again

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: could go for some shots this weekend you got plans?

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: I do now, shots with Rome

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Penciled you in, done

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: first one to text a boy from the bar pays

[TXT to Rome] Gabriel: Oh shiiiiiiit RUDE (I love it)

[TXT to Gabriel] Rome: hahahaha date