2025-02-12 - Bill Nye in a Hot Tub

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: hi guess who

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: it's your new best friend!

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: and also the one you have a secret crush on

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Oh shit, Bill Nye? How’d you get this number

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Ok maybe not

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Maybe spellbound’s latest celebrity impersonator? What’s up?

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: i mean i can do my bill nye impression, but i have doubts about how well it'll go

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: I’d pay to see it though

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: How’s the suite life treating you?

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: also the fact that you knew who i was means i'm somewhere around #2 in your secret crush rankings

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: or could be I don’t meet many people ready to stake that claim

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: suite life is really great though i'm starting to get to the point where i need to find some actual things to do here

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: You’ve got audacity on your side

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Oh, I suppose that makes sense

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Can only stay in the hot tub for so long before you prune

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: ok but my suite does have a hot tub and a fully stocked bar so

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: i can do a bill nye impression in the hot tub

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Bet you never imagined using that pick up line

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: You’re welcome

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Slap that lab coat on and you’ll attract a whole new caliber of fangirl

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: did the line work??? that's all i care about

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: maybe i'll switch careers and become an actress

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Oh, it worked to convince me that you're going stir crazy

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: (or just crazy)

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: So many career options. Actress, impersonator, mad scientist - how'd you end up in music?

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: i kind of came out the womb doing music

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: i just loved performing even when i was tiny, like i used to do one woman plays for my parents when i was little

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: and then music became the main way i channeled all of that energy

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: have you always been good at fixing stuff?

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: well

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: I started out good at breaking stuff

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: I think the fixing came along as a matter of necessity

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: seems nice, just knowing what you want to do with yourself

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: WELL

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: google me and see the top results that pop up, and then tell me if it still seems like i know what i want to do with myself

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: cause I'm not so sure i do

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: ANYWAYS

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: do you not want to fix things forever?

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: hey, I never believe the headlines

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: unless you really were hooking up with a floppy-haired boy band has-been

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: don't know if any of us really knows what we're doing. but I like fixing things and Spellbound keeps it interesting, hoping it will stick

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: good god

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: there is no universe where i'm hooking up with a floppy-haired boy band has-been

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: and you seem to be doing just fine honestly

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: okay but circling back to the hot tub bill nye impression

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: i am serious about taking you for drinks sometime

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: I’m down for drinks, don’t have to twist my arm

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: but I’ll be playing wingman. I’ll do great. “Have you met Lee? She does a mean Scarlett Nash — do you want to do Scarlett Nash? You have so much in common”

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: LMAO

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: couldn't ask for a better wingman

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Clearly, with these pick up lines?

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: I’ll be done with work in half an hour

[TXT to Louise] Scarlett: i'm unemployed so can meet you whenever and wherever

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: K I’ll text you

[TXT to Scarlett] Louise: Try to stay out of trouble